drako Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Just when I thought I had seen everything... I see you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSS Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Water doesn't quell the flames, rather spreads them to "taint" and "dot", as well as screaming down the sensitive portions of your inner thigh. I found this out while laying wood flooring two summers ago and needed a hefty application to get rid of the "static cling". Nice palm-full later and I was dancing around and screaming like a deranged cursing marionette. Water spreads it to the places named above... jump into the shower with clothes still on, throwing body wash soap onto the "neighborhood" to finally help Smoky Bear put out the forest fire. Good thing I had my closest friends over to help me out that day. Wow, all I can say is wow! Definetly a picture that may be burned into my memory. Thanks bnoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 I see you..... I see... this must be your yearbook photo...yes? ...A picture riding the SHORT bus...yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuzman Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Say what you will about the Gold Bond but don't knock the Boudreaux's Butt Paste listed above. If any of you have little kids that stuff is a God send. My son's never had a second of diaper rash thanks to that stuff. Works good for bug bites too. Now as far as smearing it on "the boys" for a hot day.... I'll leave that to one of y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 ...Nice palm-full later and I was dancing around and screaming like a deranged cursing marionette. ... OK I wasn't going to feed this thread but that was goddamned funny right there. Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 OK I wasn't going to feed this thread but that was goddamned funny right there. Mr. P. i'm right there with ya!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 had to resurect this thread...LMAO bought some gold bond today and may take the plunge...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF-03-SS Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 had to resurect this thread...LMAO bought some gold bond today and may take the plunge...lol Thanks, I some how missed this one. Def. a good read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chet Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 You guys all have it wrong the only way to go is to get the caldesene powder. Gold bond has nothin on this stuff. Comes in a nice pink botle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakystiffler21 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Ammen's is good stuff too, Can't believe i replied to this but this has been the highlight of my morning so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieo818 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Haha this thread is hillarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 I have felt the messaging power of the 1,000 little gnomes with icy hands and it was awwwwwwesome...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Wow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackss461982 Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 it's like sticking a key into a light socket! you know its gonna hurt but you do it anyways for fun. when we were in iraq we would get the new guys to sprinkle some of the foot powder on down there and watch the show. oh btw i did it too when i was new! i think i'd rather be kicked in nuts then repeat that feeling again! oh that and getting tasered lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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