[email protected] Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey Koala!" So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude..... How much water did you drink?!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06redSSrwd Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 i think this joke could only be appreciated while under the influence ES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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desrtrat Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 ehh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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