usabodyguard Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said... "A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluess24 Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 that some funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 bwuaaaahhh ..lol thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006SilverSS Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 hahaha that's some funny sh!t right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 LMAO damn i never would have the wit to pull that off if i was that drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Bowtie Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 That's funny!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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noscade Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 nuts :rollin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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