hot rod truck Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 (edited) A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!! Edited September 13, 2007 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliChevyV8 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 HAhaha I'm gonna have to remember that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 that funny right there i dont care who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenWaSS Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Funny as hell! I hate shopping at Wally World? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted September 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Funny as hell! I hate shopping at Wally World? I hate shopping there too. We have weight limits on bridges/ highways but nothing about weight limits for women wearing spandex shorts and tube tops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Funny as hell! I hate shopping at Wally World? , i absolutely HATE walmart, there's always ten thousand people tryin to check out at one time with only three cashiers working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Wally World attracts more freaks then a state fair.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 I hate shopping there too. We have weight limits on bridges/ highways but nothing about weight limits for women wearing spandex shorts and tube tops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssaman Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 lol nice. Speaking of Wal Mart... http://youtube.com/watch?v=1GKaVzNDbuI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 , i absolutely HATE walmart, there's always ten thousand people tryin to check out at one time with only three cashiers working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 What I hate most about wal-mart, is the parking lot!! It scares the crap out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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