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oh man, before i got married i used to wash, wax and detail the inside before every date. my wife, then gf, would complain that i would be tired or that she would slip off the seats.

 

can't have my girl riding around in a dirty truck.

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Got to clean it before your date. I know if I were to start dating again my baby would be super clean so it stands out more not that it doesn't already :jester: The wife could care less if my truck was clean. She a little jelous(sp?) of it any way lol :crackup:

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I like to keep the truck as clean as possible, but not specifically for a date. Seems to me like there's some hidden scale of women if they actually care about a guys vehicle(s).

 

On end end it begins at...

"Oh my, you have your own car!"

 

Which somehow moves into the...

"Is that a hybrid? Don't you feel guilty for wasting that much gas on this thing"

 

To...

"Why are you driving your bad weather vehicle when it's nice out? What kind of other car you do have?"

 

And finally the...

"Why are you driving yourself...where's your driver?"

 

The..."Bitchin truck, it looks fantastic. What wax do you use? Cool 22's...and is that the whistle of a supercharger? To bad you already cleaned your truck, otherwise I'd show you how much fun washing your truck really is. Instead, how about we order in, get it on, and then dial in that tune a little"...is quite a rare breed we, for the most part, only dream of.

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My truck is always clean, so I don't have to worry about it. But in reality, most chicks don't give a shit about "guys" trucks. But there are some that do, and I am still looking for her, haha.

yea im with you.... im probably the craziest with cleanliness- after i wax the truck, i carry a microfiber in the center console and wipe the dirt off the back after i park LOL.

 

i totally agree.... most of them are just like "cool truck......its a, um, HEMI right? is that how you say it?" :rolleyes: damn TV advertising :crackup: im with you on holding out for one like that; i mean they at least have to not call it a dodge, that just hurts my feelings :cry:

usually (sadly) all that matters to them is how expensive they think it is judging by its looks. id say it doesnt matter unless its like covered in mud.... i havent cleaned my avalanche in weeks and i get alot of compliments on it, but i think its cause the inside looks WAYYYYYYYYY better than our SSS's

 

I like to keep the truck as clean as possible, but not specifically for a date. Seems to me like there's some hidden scale of women if they actually care about a guys vehicle(s).

 

On end end it begins at...

"Oh my, you have your own car!"

 

Which somehow moves into the...

"Is that a hybrid? Don't you feel guilty for wasting that much gas on this thing"

 

To...

"Why are you driving your bad weather vehicle when it's nice out? What kind of other car you do have?"

 

And finally the...

"Why are you driving yourself...where's your driver?"

 

The..."Bitchin truck, it looks fantastic. What wax do you use? Cool 22's...and is that the whistle of a supercharger? To bad you already cleaned your truck, otherwise I'd show you how much fun washing your truck really is. Instead, how about we order in, get it on, and then dial in that tune a little"...is quite a rare breed we, for the most part, only dream of.

id have to say... if a woman ever asks you if your truck is a hybrid, you might wanna make sure you didnt accidentially jump into an S-10 4 banger :crackup:

 

and its not too far out of a dream, just takes training lol. after a few months, my gf not only knew i had a supercharged small block (i made her watch me build part of my last engine ;) ) but her father and her also learned that a chipped S55 is NOT faster in any way :D

 

YET gotta love that :wtf: look when they hear the blower whine and think something is broken :jester:

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yea im with you.... im probably the craziest with cleanliness- after i wax the truck, i carry a microfiber in the center console and wipe the dirt off the back after i park LOL.

 

:withstupid: Ask the guys here in the Northeast, I carry a bucket in the back of my truck w/spray detailer, alcohol glass cleaner, tire dressing, apolstery brush, and a bunch of microfiber towels........stuff comes everywhere with me.....I guess you can say I am a fanatic about having a clean truck :crazy:crazy-2.gif

 

YET gotta love that :wtf: look when they hear the blower whine and think something is broken :jester:

 

:withstupid: When I had my GTP, an ex-gf always thought that blower whine was a sign of impending doom :jester:

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