brobradh77 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 If i were this guy I believe I would have ended up in jail or at the least kept this to myself.. "Hey guys, first time poster here. I have a pretty embarassing one that I feel I need to share. Well this was about 2 years ago, me and some buddys are going out to a club/bar what ever you want to call it, in hopes of getting some good ole' puzzay. We get there, order some drinks..im looking around scoping the girls out and I catch this drop dead gorgeous chick staring at me twice with a smile on her face. Now im not ugly, ive been told by numerous girls that im quite attractive, but damn this girl was a 10/10 and I had to at least try. So I finally get some confidence and go over to talk to her. Right away I can tell she is interested in me and things are going great, " this is too easy!" I thought to myself. I order her a drink and we talk a little more, and while we are talking I notice some guys ( they must have been regulars at that bar ) looking at us and kinda laughing. I didnt think much of it so I was like meh they must be jealous. Fast forward about an hour, shes pretty drunk and she wants it bad, tells me she has a van that has plenty of room to **** in. I agree and we go out back to the van. It was a regular soccer mom van but had the seats taken out in the back, was the perfect place for some quick puzzay. Well we are making out ect and she tells me she only wants it IDB. Im like wtf and try to convince her to have regular sex but she keeps saying she wants it IDB only, so im like what ever it still feels good. The van was pitch black and I couldnt see a damn thing, keep this in mind for the next part. So she tells me she has some lube and is going to lube up and I get ready for some buttseckz, things go well and we start to **** pretty hard...felt great actually. While in the process of ****ing ( probably about 10 mins of straight ass fcukage ) I go to massage her **** but theres a problem, I did not feel a ****.......felt around a little more and did not feel a *****...what I felt was a ****ing ballsack and a hard ass D1ck!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I quickly threw her I mean HIM off me grabbed my boxers and clothes and got the **** out of that van. Ran with just my boxers on and my clothes in my hand a few blocks over at 2 o clock in the monring in like 20 degree weather all the way to my car. I got in and took off leaving my friends at the bar...I came home and sat in the shower for what must have been 3 hours, yes I admit for the first time since I was probably 8 years old I cried. The next day my friends called and they were pissed, I told them I had an accident and pissed all over my pants so I had to go home. THey ask about the girl and I told them she didnt want to fcuk. Sorry for the long read." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 i agree that wouldve been a mistake i wouldve taken to the grave with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted October 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 i agree that wouldve been a mistake i wouldve taken to the grave with me he has been catching hell about this on the site..Someone changed his avatar to "I love she-males"..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkSSnCpt Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Damn that dude should've died with that story and then he says it was his first post ... DUMBASS!!! -Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 He should've checked under the hood BEFORE the test drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 He should've checked under the hood BEFORE the test drive. you think the 5 o'clock shadow, big hands, and hairy knuckles would have given it away, moron didn't find the equipment until later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 one question.....how can a 10/10 be a guy? its impossible.....well except for ciara.....haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krambo Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 ...Not directed to you brobradh77!!! Just the guy in this thread. First clue, what girl says she only likes it ITB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlkTbSS07 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Damm, i think id wanna kill my self after that experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleylorraine Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Damm, i think id wanna kill my self after that experience I could so comment to this, but I'll be nice... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 damn i woulda known as soon as i saw people laughing at me. i NEVER would have let it get half as far as that dupe and who in their right mind would ever tell that to people. like u guys said. that shit would go straight to the grave wit me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I could so comment to this, but I'll be nice... lol you like IDB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF-03-SS Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 (edited) you like IDB? Well? Look what you started Ashley. Edited October 24, 2007 by JF-03-SS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 c'mon! she opened herself up for it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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