rivierakid55 Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006SilverSS Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 that's pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevcup47 Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 sounds like the storys my wife tells about her days in cath school ..........................lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quik Posted October 26, 2007 Report Share Posted October 26, 2007 thats really good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zanis520 Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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