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Don't Complain About Mom's Cooking


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A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer

hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found

his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen

table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you,

I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was

about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away

from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay, doesn't that

mean you have oral & anal sex with other men?"

 

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."

 

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and

WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain

about the taste of my cooking again!"

 

 

:rollin:

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