BOB47 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into > Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling > obscenities at them all the way through the entrance > The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly "Good > morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you > have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman > stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they > ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why > the hell would you think they're twins? Are you > blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor > stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just > couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day > and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr82sxs Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 (edited) haha, that's great.. Edited December 17, 2007 by xlr82sxs (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packjh Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 hahahaha awesome and im going to be the first person on here slapped for saying that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxCrew Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Good one, Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 I'm going to use that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 hahahahaaahahahahahaha thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006SilverSS Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 hahaha, that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 that sounds like something i'd say alright..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 funny hey bob u got a decal on your back window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 haha thats hysterical! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnSr Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 a good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted December 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 funny hey bob u got a decal on your back window? Yeah, big ugly eyes. Everybody hates it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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