Oo p0op oO Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 The Dallas Solution... I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the Dallas, Texas suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according to Wallace (my friend) is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community. The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help there either. So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves The "Inner Neighborhood Services" group, and arranged to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious. They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS" embroidered in gold on the caps. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters really stand for. After the Inner Neighborhood Services group's first lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras, 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the next morning -- and haven't come back yet. It has been ten days now. The General Contractor, I'm told, is madder than hell, but can't say anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens. Wallace and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating federal personnel, because they have the official name of the group recorded in their homeowner association minutes along with a notation about the vote to approve formation of the new subcommittee -- and besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans and according to Wallace, the INS said basically, "Have at it!" SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT TEXAS INGENUITY TRIUMPHS AGAIN! Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes...12 million illegal aliens are depending on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 LMAO...thats just awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr82sxs Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugobossvp Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 absolutely perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 A great, creative solution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drclaw5 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 ha ha thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 haha thats great.. i know how they feel they all stand outside of this one place here and everytime i drive by the all jump up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGunny Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 good stuff we need more of that... and a fence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nextelsucks Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 that kicks a$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightCreeperSS Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 It's funny how some people think. I've worked with black,white,asian,middle eastern (It's ok to think Im stereotyping) and no one compares to how a mexican person works, or should I say hispanics . All they want to do is complain & take breaks every hour . I guarantee that if they were given a social Security number they would not have a problem paying taxes. And I could almost guarantee that half of the american people that own there own business don't pay a full share. My parents where in this country illegally, Now they are owner of a multi million dollar company. I just think that white america is scared, But your intitled to your opinion and I'm intitled to mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 ha ha thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 I love it. I would love to do something like that out here in San Antonio aswell but sure that I would get killed doing something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 It's funny how some people think. I've worked with black,white,asian,middle eastern (It's ok to think Im stereotyping) and no one compares to how a mexican person works, or should I say hispanics . All they want to do is complain & take breaks every hour . I guarantee that if they were given a social Security number they would not have a problem paying taxes. And I could almost guarantee that half of the american people that own there own business don't pay a full share. My parents where in this country illegally, Now they are owner of a multi million dollar company. I just think that white america is scared, But your intitled to your opinion and I'm intitled to mine. I didn't find it amusing at all but thats just me. They are trying to make a living if you take that away from them THEY ARE GOING TO START TO ROB US just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoTToN Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 omg if socal could do that id buy everyone in INS a beer or 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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