CoolBlueSS Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 - Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. -Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.Alright, I'm done..... Those are my favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 go to google and type in find french military victories than click im feeling lucky...that ones funny too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 What does the boogeyman do at night before going to bed. Checks his closet for Chuck Norris. How fast is a roundhouse kick from chuck norris? Stupid mortal they don't make a device to measure such a speed. Couple of my favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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