misterp Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) A small office manager faced with downturned business cannot afford to pay both of his employees, Debrah and Jack, and must let one of them go. Both Debrah and Jack are model workers, and our overwhelmed manager cannot get over his agony and come to a fair determination on which will stay. Finally in frustration he decides to let go the next person he spots at the water cooler. The next morning a hung-over Debrah arrives and makes a beeline for the cooler to take some asprin. Joining her the manager starts his rehearsed delivery: "Debrah, I've never done anything like this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off..." Debrah interrupts, "Well, just run your ass to the bathroom then - 'cause I feel like total shit this morning." Mr. P. Edited February 12, 2008 by Mr. P. (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 LOL. . . . .good one steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 lol i heard it before but stills funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 L...O...L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 LOL thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieo818 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yttaf Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 hahahah good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Haha! Chick must have been from Odessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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brobradh77 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 oldie but goodie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 lol i heard it before but stills funny! hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleylorraine Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 Oh gawd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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