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A small office manager faced with downturned business cannot afford to pay both of his employees, Debrah and Jack, and must let one of them go. Both Debrah and Jack are model workers, and our overwhelmed manager cannot get over his agony and come to a fair determination on which will stay. Finally in frustration he decides to let go the next person he spots at the water cooler.


The next morning a hung-over Debrah arrives and makes a beeline for the cooler to take some asprin. Joining her the manager starts his rehearsed delivery: "Debrah, I've never done anything like this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off..."


Debrah interrupts, "Well, just run your ass to the bathroom then - 'cause I feel like total shit this morning."


Mr. P. :)

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