smoke03 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 HA! Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victorredss Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Haha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montanass Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Hahaha not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jc04ss Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 That's funny!!! Jimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 repost but still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 haha sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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