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smoke03

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They

> happen to

> walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are

> these, Dad? To

> which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called

> condoms,

> son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied

> the boy

> pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at

> school." He

> looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and

> asks, "Why are

> there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for

> high school

> boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for

> Sunday."

> "Cool"says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who

> are these

> for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for

> Friday,

> TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the

> boy, "then

> who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh

> and a tear

> in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.

> ONE for

> January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."

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