thomp62301 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Calories Burned During Sex: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.....................................12 Calories Without her consent............................2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.................................. 8 Calories With one hand...................................12 Calories With your teeth.................................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection......................................6 Calories Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................................12 Calories 69 lying down......................................78 Calories 69 standing up...................................812 Calories Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories Doggy Style......................................326 Calories Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real.............................................112 Calories Fake..........................................1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years.......................................36 Calories 30-39 years.......................................80 Calories 40-49 years......................................124 Calories 50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories 60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories 70 and over........................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS Calmly..........................................32 Calories In a hurry.......................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories These results may vary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsJac Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Thats pretty good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 wow i'd only burn 136 calories...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 wow i'd only burn 136 calories...lol Funny, I was just thinking that I'd be burning a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 No wonder im so skinny. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Only 182 damn i gotta step up my game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 hahaha good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Dude that was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrome Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 funny so i just need to get caught at my side chicks house once a week and ill be back at high school playing weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetWithIt Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 ......funny! I guess I'll try different methods when the wife gets home.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 lol thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 lol so true, so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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