victorredss Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Have a good monday fellas A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. When the plane took off and settled into its climb, the stranger turned to the little girl and said:: "I've always found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "OK. What would you like to talk about?" " Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "Yes," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass -- the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thought for a few moments, then said: "You know, I've never thought about that. I have no idea." The little girl began to open her book again, saying: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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