Oo p0op oO Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 Born a Baptist > > Each Friday night after work, Bubba would > fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison > steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were > Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were > forbidden from eating meat on Friday. > > > The delicious aroma from the grilled venison > steaks was causing such a problem for the > Catholic faithful that they finally talked > to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba > and suggested that he become a Catholic. > > > After several classes and much study, Bubba > attended Mass..... and as the priest sprinkled > holy water over him, he said, 'You were born > a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you > are a Catholic.' > > > Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, > until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful > aroma of grilled venison again filled the > neighborhood. > > > The Priest was called immediately by the > neighbors and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he > stopped and watched in amazement. > > > There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle > of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over > the grilling meat and chanted: 'You wuz born a > deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you > is a catfish.' amen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 HAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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smoke03 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yttaf Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 hhahahah... damn grilling sounds good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOB47 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSSatisfied Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Dang thats just forty some odd days too late, gave up my Patron and my steaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 haha thats great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WI_Dave Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbrawner07 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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