Happy April 15th

[hot rod truck]

TAXPAYER'S PRAYER

HEAVENLY FATHER,we beseech you in our hour of need to look

kindly on your taxpaying servants, who have given all we possess

to the almighty INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE.

Grant us that we completed

our FORM 1040 correctly so no power will find fault with it. We pray to GOD

that we have added lines 7 through 20 accurately, and that we have subtracted

line 30 from line 21 so our adjusted gross income is computed to their divine

satisfaction.

We ask you, O LORD, to protect our exemptions and bless our

deductions as outlined in Schedule A (Form 1040, see pages 17 through 20 of

instruction booklet).

Have mercy on those of us who failed to wisely estimate our payment during the year and must now borrow from Peter to pay Paul.

Blessed are they who spent more than they earned and contributed so much to the economy.

Give us the

strength, LORD, so that we may dwell in a lower tax bracket forever and ever

(as outlined in Publication 17, the revised 1981 edition).

Yea, though we

walk through the valley of the shadow of bankruptcy (see tax tables, tax rate

Schedule X,Y, Z, or, if applicable, Schedule D or Schedule G or

maximum tax FORM 4726) there is no one to comfort us.

Hope everybody gets their stimulus refund

Edited April 15, 2008 by hot rod truck (see edit history)

[ss wrecker]

that's great. i just found out i'm getting a big tax return this year, so i'm tearing my carport down and building a three car garage for my trucks to sit in when they aren't in use