victorredss Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have an adjoining room. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 hahaha thanks for the laugh i needed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 a little old but its still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yttaf Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 damn that's great ahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 lol not bad...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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markdamadman Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 haha pwned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 lol thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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