smoke03 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 The Aisle Seat Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Ahahahahaha. That's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 lol I kinda knew where the whole coke fiasco was going but funny non- the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markdamadman Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 hahahah that is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eric.dally Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Lol! Thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Bowtie Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 HAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yttaf Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 well now I know not to sit next to an Arab on a plane Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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