misterp Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 TAKING A WOMAN TO BED - The difference between girls/woman ages 8-78: At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story? What bed? Who the hell are you? Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 HAHAHA!!! That's about right!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 thats a classic Steve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo p0op oO Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 damn im still on step 2....cant wait till i get to where i dont need a story anymore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I do not care to tell where I fall in that chart. Good one, Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badass03ss Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 ha ha, too funny & true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSThunder Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 i love the last one...who are you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Age 18 through 38 should add.. 'Pay for massive amounts for dinners and alcohol' sigh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnSr Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Ahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
air force vm Posted June 6, 2008 Report Share Posted June 6, 2008 Thats about right. At least I don't need to tell a story to take anyone to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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