hot rod truck Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Edited June 11, 2008 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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8hnpSS Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ss wrecker Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12'SROCK Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 LOL. . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 hot damn thats mark twain shit right there...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted June 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 (edited) I knew you guys would really apppreciate this .... because of the poetry Edited June 11, 2008 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 because of the poetry this place needed alittle class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pipefitters SS Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Can you give me her adress!!! Need pictures of bar and golf course!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 LMFAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 haha thats great. and i thought i was picky. all i ask for is a "A well spoken, educated, successful, drop dead gorgeous, party animal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 ehh im not that picky... i dont need a golf course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 F rhyming anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kweber1911 Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 so true so true. thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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