BlackSS04 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 This might have been posted here before, but its a good one. To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and to those who don't… As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berry Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Good thing I don't drink water, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 water is for pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Beer FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbocoop Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Thats not a joke, I drink a bunch of water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 hmm... I drink alot of water and beer... and Jack. think i need to alter my diet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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