BlackSS04 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireRescueSS Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 LOL. So true however! Though, not sure if I would have made it to the second floor.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berry Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSS04 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Though, not sure if I would have made it to the second floor.... same here. sex and a good personality is all i need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbocoop Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 I heard that one before, but they didnt mention the Wife store. Thats great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 I would have never made it to the 2nd floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 (edited) i met my soon to be (i hope ) wife on the second floor not to mention she has red hair, green eyes, and a british accent and she puts up with me. Edited July 23, 2008 by desertss (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 I heard that one before, but they didnt mention the Wife store. Thats great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006_superado Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 that was hilarious!... i dont think i would have made it passed floor 2 either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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