Little Feller In East Texas

[hot rod truck]

Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning

all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a

bit more than just a little self-righteous.

 

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked the

audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap

his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

 

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands

together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

 

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet

and said: "'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"

 

[WODY'S GIRL]