usabodyguard Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 So the wife and I go out to eat at a fancy Chinese restaurant tonight, and with ample left-overs we decided to take the untouched food with us, even though we rarely eat leftovers... I mention to my wife we should take it and give it to a homeless person, and she says that there is usually 1 guy on the other end of the strip mall near rite aid... so with a bag full of food, plastic utensils, cookies, napkins... the makings of a great feast (lots of food left) we walk across the parking lot to rite aid as she needs to shop there anyways... sure enough as we are walking in, i see a guy over in the corner standing next to an empty shopping cart, smoking a cig... I motion to my wife that i am going to go give him our chinese food and she said she would meet us inside... so i have the bag in one hand, and a couple of bucks in another and I walk up to this guy and say... "Hey buddy... i have this for you..." I extend both my arms, food in one hand, money in the other... guy looks at me like... WTF? I suddenly realize, this guy is NOT homeless and say... "Oh damn, uh... im sorry i thought... uh, nevermind..." the guy started laughing and said... "Im not homeless...lol..." I apologized, turned around and walked away... DOH! even when you try and do something nice it can backfire!!! Quote
00silverad0 Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 AHAHAHA BURN!!!!! That would totally suck for someone to confuse you for homeless LOL. The only thing worse than that would be somone mistaking you for a woman. Great story. Quote
BRAD Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 I honestly dont know what I would do if I did that. lol Quote
Black2003SS Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 Freakin hilarious. I always said to give homeless people food and things they need. Was the guy pissed or mad? Quote
Hankg42 Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 Hey, your heart was in the right place. It's not as embarassing as asking a woman when the baby is due, only to find out she's not pregnant! Quote
wody Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 my grandpa was a dentist, so he had a little bit of money. whenever he would go buy stuff he would always wear the most tore up outfit and shoes he owned. one car dealer was put back when he asked how he was going to pay for the car he was looking at and my grandpa said "CASH!" shoes had a nail holding the sole on and a bunch of paint spots on em. Quote
eddieo818 Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 hahahaha thats efen hillarious! well atleast you meant to do good... Quote
CoolBlueSS Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 my grandpa was a dentist, so he had a little bit of money. whenever he would go buy stuff he would always wear the most tore up outfit and shoes he owned. one car dealer was put back when he asked how he was going to pay for the car he was looking at and my grandpa said "CASH!" shoes had a nail holding the sole on and a bunch of paint spots on em.That's the way my grandfather is. He told an arrogant salesman one time to not judge him by his looks, because he pays cash for his cars. Salesman changed his tune real quick. Quote
SS Silv Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 Hey, your heart was in the right place. It's not as embarassing as asking a woman when the baby is due, only to find out she's not pregnant! Funny thing is, I almost did that when I was a server at a high end resteraunt. However, I did catch my self, later to find out she wasn't pregnant. She just had a beer gut. Quote
Fireman31 Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 Hey, your heart was in the right place. Quote
brobradh77 Posted September 5, 2008 Report Posted September 5, 2008 bwuhahahahahaha great intentions though Quote
usabodyguard Posted September 5, 2008 Author Report Posted September 5, 2008 oh man i felt like chit... it was funny right there... i dont care who you are!!!! at least the guy laughed... i dont think he was pissed... hmmmm... i wonder if he is going to tell anyone he was mistaken for being homeless... LOL.... i dont think i would!! Quote
slammedbowtie Posted September 6, 2008 Report Posted September 6, 2008 holy crap that is funny! haha Quote
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