zanis520 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 chuck norris is not hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoke03 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 lmao they boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris every night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
04CHASE Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 chuck norris doesent sleep he waits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 chuck norris doesn't tea-bag the ladies. . . he potato sacks them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 - Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open -If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTMD8R_SS Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JF-03-SS Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 No not this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KissMySilvSS Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Be careful, the eyes of the Ranger are upon you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 -Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. -Chuck Norris is the reason wy Waldo is hiding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rausche Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 -When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet; The water gets Chuck Norris'd. -Chuck Norris doesn't write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. -Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. -Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelleyperformance Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) hahahaha thats great. only so great because of the comment you threw in there +1 Edited September 18, 2008 by kelleyperformance (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks, and martial arts ability. Then he gave the devil a roundhouse kick to the face, and took his soul back. When the devil woke up he laughed, and said I should have seen it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminh2 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups... he pushes down on the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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