brobradh77 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 wow chuck norris facts FTMFW...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbocoop Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Here- thats the end of this: top 100 chuck norris facts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJT13 Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 the city of Los Angeles renamed a street in honor of Chuck Norris but had to change the name back to the original after several pedestrians were killed. nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1SSS Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Those are some funny a$$ jokes...heres my first attempt... Chuck Norris doesnt go potty, Chuck Norris scares the $h!t out of everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 fn chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Those are some funny a$$ jokes...heres my first attempt... Chuck Norris doesnt go potty, Chuck Norris scares the $h!t out of everything. or maybe when chuck norris goes to potty, he scares the shit out of himself.... i dunno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juriha Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Chuck Norris has a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet every time he uses it, even when he pisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanis520 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 (edited) Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.... there were no survivors Broke Back Mountain is not a movie about 2 gay cowboys, its the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's back yard Chuck Norris can hit 4 birds with half a stone Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please" Edited September 19, 2008 by LeftCoast_Chevy (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Chuck Norris visited a convent, and all the nuns became pregnant from the sheer awsomeness of his presence. 9 months later they gave birth to what is now known as the 1972 Miami Dolphins. The only undefeated team in NFL history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I found this funny. Chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 chuck norris has met his match! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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