hot rod truck Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still living. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone.. .stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop, saying that grey-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Then she giggled, 'My tits are sagging a little and I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!' So I told her to **** off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssspringer Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Good Answer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG06SILVERADO Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Good Answer!! +1 LMAO!! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Veteran Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 HAHAHA you win! your the man. i def would have put it to her first lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fast4popper Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 its funny, she called me too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 figures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 figures Come on Mel, it's still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubdaddy420 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Come on Mel, it's still funny yeah i know lol just gotta give u guys a lil sh!t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 bwuhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertss Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 never discrimate against a woman due to the shape of her skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 yeah i know lol just gotta give u guys a lil sh!t! Touche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 Just what I would have done, Brian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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