brobradh77 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 2009 LIONS SCHEDULE September 13..................... Taft Junior High School 20......................Cub Scout Troop #101 27..................... Detroit Academy for the Blind and Deaf October 04.....................Spanish American War Vets 11.....................Crippled Children's Home 18.................... Eloise Mental Hospital 25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 01.....................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic 08.....................Fraser Boys Choir 15.....................Korean Vets 22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers 26....................Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08....................Grand Rapids Boys Club ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys. ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** NAME CHANGE ** The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixxerrider Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 HAHAHHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fast4popper Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 we might have a chance in week 3... MIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F1SSS Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 (edited) If thats the same girl scout troup from the movie Dogdeball, watch out in week 7. those rules are hilarious Edited January 12, 2009 by 03maSSS (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 LMAO simply an amazing schedule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jond983 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 THATS FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rojo_143 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 That is to funny with that schedule maybe we will at least one game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubdaddy420 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Even with all the rule and schedule changes, I still see detroit going 0-16. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJG-SS Posted January 11, 2009 Report Share Posted January 11, 2009 Its so easy to pick on the Lions they have always sucked. At least Detroit still has the Wings, Pistons, and Tigers. Funny none the less! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 dood if they dont get to the playoffs there is something wrong lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 HAHHAHAAA! LMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renta Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 lol im a ravens fan o yea 1 of 4 left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonickoolten Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 wouldnt it be funny if the lions make the playoffs next year jsut like the 1-15 dolphins....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockHead Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 That is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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