hot rod truck Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....it is all true... Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you? 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 07. Things you buy now won't wear out. 08. You can eat supper at 4 pm. 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. Forward this to every one you can remember right now! And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonickoolten Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 u forgot one about using viagra to get hard........ o thats not a perk....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted February 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) u forgot one about using viagra to get hard........ o thats not a perk....... You've been watching too many erectile dysfunction ads on TV...still mr. natural Edited February 27, 2009 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Guess you old guys have it pretty good. Another perk they forgot to add to the list is women over 50. They don't yell They don't swell They don't tell and They appreciate it more than hell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 u forgot one about using viagra to get hard........ o thats not a perk....... LOL is this what i have to look foward to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Damn, Brian. Too many of them are true already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolBlueSS Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 So, there is something to look forward to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted February 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Hank,Dwain & Bob, Hell we can't change it, might as well enjoy the ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 and happy hour...is a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 haha very true. hank you gonna forget where you parked the vette? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 haha very true. hank you gonna forget where you parked the vette? lol OMG, can you imagine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwest94 Posted February 28, 2009 Report Share Posted February 28, 2009 Hahaha, that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdriveGTP Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Hank,Dwain & Bob, Hell we can't change it, might as well enjoy the ride You forgot your AARP discount.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 lol now i know how my dad feels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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