slammedbowtie Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 "A JERSEY Wife" Three men married wives from different cities.. The first man married a woman from Tulsa . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Boise . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from New Jersey . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Roknic Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 you just don't mess with women from jersey..........at least don't marry one lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 you just don't mess with women from jersey..........at least don't marry one lol LOL That's funny - Drako told me the same thing! Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankg42 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Well, we live in Jersey, but my wife is from NY too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 LOL ... Nice one Rob ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 (edited) HAHAHA!!! Edited May 12, 2009 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprayed99 Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 I agree 100% I will never ever date a jersey girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bag Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I agree 100% I will never ever date a jersey girl... hahahhaaa. i love jersey girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drako Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 LOL That's funny - Drako told me the same thing! Mr. P. One of life's many lessons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 One of life's many lessons ROFL Well you'll be happy to hear my love is ranch-raised. From Sturgis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SS Silv Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 ROFL Well you'll be happy to hear my love is ranch-raised. From Sturgis And USDA certified Organic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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