Black2003SS Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/1262801042.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 That's funny as sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild2003ss Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 thats good and funny as all heck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad04ss Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 That is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOB47 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Kinda reminds me of my first car. My parents gave me a 71 Mecury Comet. No power anything. Straight 6 200ci. engine and the ugliest green you ever saw. Of course I put chrome fake wire wheels on it (what was I thinking? )and drove the shit out of it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funceca88 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 'It's slow as sh*t. You don't have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do sh@t. 'But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I'm sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you're probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you'll know he's suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It'll bring a smile to your face too, to know he's rolling around looking like a fagg^t in a Ford Focus. so who is intended to read these, the i dont give a sh^t parent or the deprees child lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
page305 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 What the hell made you search for a Ford Focus?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black2003SS Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 What the hell made you search for a Ford Focus?! Nothing, this was posted on another board I frequent. and thought you guys would get a kick out of it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 cant see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black2003SS Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Bummer...should have copied and pasted the text...its been flagged for removal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1booth Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 flagggged wish i saw this sooner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black2003SS Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Thank god for cut and paste... Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. It's got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since you're likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, it'll work great for a long long time. But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid? It's slow as shit. You don't have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there won't be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay - this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. It's a 4-door, so your kid won't try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if you'd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this. It's a 5-speed, so your kid can't talk on his cell phone while playing Gameboy and smoking pot - he'll have to actually pay attention. It also means you won't have to pay for an automatic transmission when your kid beats the hell out of it. It's got a new clutch and new tires, so you'll know if he does burnouts. After all, I'm sure YOU'RE the one paying for tires, right? It's got an aftermarket head unit in it, so your kid won't *** it up when him and his buddies try to wire in a "phat ass system". It's already had the speakers replaced too, so he won't have to tear the door cards on and then look like a retard when he can't get them back on. It's got manual windows too, so he can't *** up the window motors when he rolls one of his friends heads up in it as a joke. A new battery means when he leaves his headlights on, it won't leave you totally stranded. But really though, one of the best parts is that, because it is a 4 door, it will be somewhat embarrassing for him to be seen in. I'm sure you get pissed at him from time to time. Hell, you're probably mad at him for harassing you into buying him a first car. So get this one. It has no A/C, so you'll know he's suffering every time you get mad at him. Pretty satisfying. It'll bring a smile to your face too, to know he's rolling around looking like a faggot in a Ford Focus. So buy this car for your kid. You won't regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1booth Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 hhaahahaha awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ss04Flores Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 lmao someone was bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tzer Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 LMAO that's funny right there. Cut & Paste Rules ;) Thanks for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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