slammedbowtie Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Don't forget to mark > your calendars. As you may already know, > it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other > than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he > does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, > > all American women are asked to walk out of their > > house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood > terrorists. Circling your block for one hour > is recommended for this > anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to > position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their > house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they > think its okay to see nude women other than their > wife and to show support for all American women. > Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a > cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your > anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government > appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists > and applauds your participation in > this anti-terrorist activity. > God bless America! > > It is your patriotic duty > if not, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, > lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing > as a national threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 i like this holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG06SILVERADO Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 i like this holiday X2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I'll mark it down.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSTAL Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 so does this mean our stupid president will be killing himself hip hip horray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggerdan11 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Greatest Holiday Ever in the history of Everness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brobradh77 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Greatest Holiday Ever in the history of Everness! It takes 2nd to National BJ day..lol I think its feb. 16th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 It takes 2nd to National BJ day..lol I think its feb. 16th. February 10th = 2-10 = 2nd letter B and 10th letter J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 (edited) It's holidays like this that make it worth wild working next to 2 colleges in SoCal. Edited July 23, 2009 by SS truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wody Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 (edited) cameras should be allowed to record that day in history. because you never know if NASA will record over their footage. Edited July 23, 2009 by WODY™ (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 hells yeah! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggerdan11 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 February 10th = 2-10 = 2nd letter B and 10th letter J Yep that one wins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 It's holidays like this that make it worth wild working next to 2 colleges in SoCal. no fair. i really dont wanna see some of my neighbors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 no fair. i really dont wanna see some of my neighbors OK fat and ugly chick can patrol the alleys and hot chick in the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinnster Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I hope the other neighbors know about this holiday or me and my wiener will feel a bit outta place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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