slammedbowtie Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 78 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more action.' Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it...... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.' And, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.' Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, 'You mean I was here already?' The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 wow thats funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WODY'S GIRL Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 LMAO that was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slammedbowtie Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 i was like this is stupid till i got to the end. never expected that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 ah hah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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