Bad Bowtie Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Catholic Coffee: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevyman03SS Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Catholic Coffee: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God." LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSplaytoy Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 If she comes with a butter face and a chastity belt...Im not interested Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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page305 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 If she comes with a butter face and a chastity belt...Im not interested Good one Not a problem... beauty is only a light switch away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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