Rays B4U Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Margaret and Bert, an elderly couple, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!' Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevyman03SS Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 LOL Even my wife thought that was funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted November 18, 2009 Report Share Posted November 18, 2009 Good one! Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mcmahan Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 lol thats a good one Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SSplaytoy Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 That was awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinthegreat Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 good one!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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