70chevy03ss Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 The value of a #2 pencil YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!! The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSplaytoy Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 That's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 That's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
page305 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 ...Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt... THAT made me laugh out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobb Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC Silverado Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 you weren't lying that did make me laugh out loud haha... i think i woke up the Sgt on duty that was asleep!! haha classic little johnny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistreSSgirlfriend Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 oh my goodness. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAKSSS Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Nice! HAHAHA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 THAT made me laugh out loud! Ditto good one lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elcompalaline Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Good one! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delay18 Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 That joke never gets old lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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