Bad Bowtie Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!" Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC Silverado Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 THATS AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue2003SS Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Ha Ha Ha, LMAO That was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[email protected] Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 A-HAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!! *stops to breathe* A-HAHAHAHA!!! :rollin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSplaytoy Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 roflmao That doctor must be one of the highest rated in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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