lilmarv1117 Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lb weight loss program, for $19.95. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 yo babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next 4 days and the same thing happens. On the 5th day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lb program for $39.95. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. But this girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next 4 days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the 5th day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25lb program for $89.95. Despite the medical warnings that the treatment could have "serious side effects", he orders it anyway. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there that is hung like a palomino. He also is wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine." He lost 33 kilos that week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted November 17, 2010 Report Share Posted November 17, 2010 OUCH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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