Bad Bowtie Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered. 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile. 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven? Again, they all answered 'NO!'. I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?' A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...." It's a curious race, the Irish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonycillo Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggerdan11 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 That really does sound like something and Irishman would say, and I would know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stg313 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 hahah thats great. and who the hell "mows the garden" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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