gmJake Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Twas the night before Christmas and out in the garage, There wasn't a trace of a Honda, Toyota, or Dodge. The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit, So I figured I'd mess with my SS for a bit. I popped the release and lifted the hood, When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good." Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick! We stood there a while, not too sure what to say, Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh? "No way, Santa" I said with a grin, "But if you've got the time we can go for a spin!" His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow, Turned into a smile and he said "Sure! Let's go!!" So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat, We quietly pushed the SS out to the street, Then, taking our places to coast down the hill, I turned on the key and I let that bitch spill. The sound that erupted took him quite by surprise, But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes. With 4 tires a' screaming and Corsa pipes aglow, We headed on out to where the hot rodders go. And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears, With every shift as I banged through the gears. Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!" So I backed off the gas and asked Santa if he wanted to drive. Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys, When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees! The SS exploded with loud exhaust sound! And when Santa took off the tires shook the ground! Shifted into second, again into third! I sat there just watching, at loss for a word, Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight, "Merry Christmas to all, it's one hell of a night!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03honakerss Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Very nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomp62301 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 The bestest christmas story ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman31 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_aSSet Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller812 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) haha that was good edit: except there is a honda in my garage lol Edited December 24, 2011 by Millersss (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted December 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 haha that was good edit: except there is a honda in my garage lol You get a lump of coal in your stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller812 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 You get a lump of coal in your stocking. id rather it be a cobalt ss but she loves her honda accord. ive tried to get her into a tbss to and she didnt want it everyone wants a tbss to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f1ss Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 That was great, great poem I might have to print that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted December 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 This has been on the Corvette forums i peruse for quite a while. I just modified it some. It is a great poem. Here is one of the Corvette forums with it. http://corvetteforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4476 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAKSSS Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Haha thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bag Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 now that's a poem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TYLERTXSS Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 hell. yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Roknic Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) haha that was good edit: except there is a honda in my garage lol X2........ wife has a pilot Edited December 24, 2011 by SS Muscle Truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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