Bad Bowtie Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it competely, and killing everyone inside!!! For several minutesI sat there thinking, "Man... that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got myself a new job........ as a truck driver!!! Edited December 31, 2011 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Was that supposed to be funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverad0 SS Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 I lol'd so hard but I might be a lil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down under Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 I laughed my ass off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bowtie Posted December 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Was that supposed to be funny? YES....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan.brewster Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 I thought it was funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marzyn Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Hilarious lol Will definitely be passing this one around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001silverado364 Posted December 31, 2011 Report Share Posted December 31, 2011 Pretty sleek, IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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8hnpSS Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 good for the truck driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickRolled Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 that is awesome i hate all them haji turds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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