Bad Bowtie Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from." Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... the Catholic type Supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, It is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there... {C} Can't Complain!... {D} Dang!... {DD} Double dang!...... {E} Enormous!... {F} Fake... {G} Get a Reduction.... {H} Help me, I've fallen & I can't get up! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And let's not forget these guys: The "DOGGIE BRA". It makes Pointers out of Setters. The "Raw Hide" bra from Playtex...............heads em' up and moves em' out. The German bra: Holtzemfrumfloppen. Edited April 18, 2012 by Bad Bowtie (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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