Bad Bowtie Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll also have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady behind the counter asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves." She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard". He replied, "I can't believe it!! Everybody knows about this SH!T but me!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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