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Bad Bowtie

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An attractive, blonde, young girl goes to work in the local bakery.

 

She decides she's going to apply herself and advance in the business. So, as her first project, she re-organizes the bread on the shelves according to each breads popularity. White bread on the lowest shelf, wheat bread on the second, rye on the third, and so on.

 

The final top shelf she puts the raisin bread, and while she's still up on the ladder a male customer comes in and "looks" up the ladder- And he gets an eyeful. :wub:

 

She asks what he wants, and he stammers he'll take some raisin bread, and he also points her out to another guy in the bakery. He too gets an eyeful, and asks for raisin bread also.

 

This goes on for a while, and finally an old man with a cane comes in.

 

He's looking up the ladder and she says to him, "I suppose yours is "raisin" too??"

 

"No" he says, "but it's twitchen' a might". :pimp:

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