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JOTD: Specimen Time

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An "older" gentleman came home with a jar that his Dr. had requested he bring back a sperm sample in.


He returned to his Dr. the next day with an empty jar in hand. The Dr. asked, "why is the jar empty?"


The old guy said, "well Doc, first I tried with my right hand, then my left, then my wife tried with her right hand, then her left, then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out. Heck, we even had the neighbor lady up the street try, first with her right hand, then left, she even tried putting it between her knee's."


The Dr., SHOCKED, then asked "so what was so wrong with all of that"?


"I don't know Doc, but no matter what we did, we could'nt get the lid off that jar!!" :jester:

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