Bad Bowtie Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 With a very seductive voice a woman asked her husband "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" "No", he replied. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.She then asked him "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?" "Uh...no I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt and seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation."Now" she said "Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?" "No way!!!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited. "Well, go look in the garage...." she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakystiffler21 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WantaSSS Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 If it happens then this is how I would like my wife to tell me.. good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggs Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrick562 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Lmfao!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 That's a good-un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouch252 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 HA!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLNAWAY Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC03SS Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Lol. She would be crumpled up! Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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