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JOTD: Elk Hunting....


Bad Bowtie

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A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai Mountains when an illegal alien runs across a clearing.

The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.

"No, no... Remember this is a Red State, it's legal here in Arizona" replies the Arizonian.

Later that night the Californian goes to Kingman to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.

The Californian thinks "No problem." draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.

As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!" protests the Californian.

"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait!!" nono.gif:happysad:


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Ha funny stuff but you lost all credibility when you said Californian and gun in the same sentence! Kidding of course but they legally make me put my darn shotgun in a case just to take it to my truck!!!!! B.S.!!!! Oh how I hate the laws there but anyways thanks for sharing!

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