Bad Bowtie Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 50 gallons of milk.The milkman read the note and he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 50 gallons of milk. Did you mean 5 gallons?"The blonde said, "I want 50 quarts. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits, I'll splash it on my face". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSR Mike Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Damn, I fell for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouch252 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 Ha!!!! Sent from my SPH-L720 using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 :rollin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smalltownguy Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 HAHAHA, nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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